Frank Zappa

A young Frank Zappa. Frank Zappa was born in Baltimore, Maryland, on December 21, 1940 to Francis Zappa (born in Partinico, Sicily) who was of Greek-Arab descent, and Rose Marie Colimore who was of three quarters Italian and one quarter French descent.[9] He was the oldest of four children (two brothers and a sister).[2] During Zappa's childhood, the family often moved because his father, a chemist and mathematician, had various jobs in the US defense industry. After a brief period in Florida in the mid-1940s, the family returned to Edgewood, Maryland where Zappa’s father got a job at the Edgewood Arsenal chemical warfare facility at nearby Aberdeen Proving Ground. Due to the home's proximity...

Ringtones

Album Ensemble Ambrosius- The Zappa Album - 2000

G-Spot Tornado
The Idiot Bastard Son
RDNZL
Night School
Sofa
Big Swifty

Album Muffin Men Plays Zappa - 1999

King Kong (Waco)
Uncle Meat Phase One
Uncle Meat Phase Three
Intro To A Little House
Absolutely Free
Transylvania Boogie
Transylvania Boogie Reprise
The Green Pear Trip
Outro
If Nine Was Six
Uncle Meat Phase Two

Album Have I Offended Someone? - 1997

Jewish Princess

Album Lost Episodes - 1996

Alley Cat
Kung Fu
Run Home Slow Theme
Wedding Dress Song
The Big Squeeze
The Blackouts
Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
Charva
Handsome Cabin Boy
Wonderful Wino
Tiger Roach
The Dick Kunc Story

Album Apostrophe - 1995

Uncle Remus
Nanook Rubs It
Excentrifugal Forz
Stink-Foot

Album Hot Rats - 1995

The Gumbo Variations
Little Umbrellas
Son Of Mr.Green Genes
Willie The Pimp
It Must Be A Camel

Album Burnt Weeny Sandwich - 1995

Overture To A Holiday In Berlin
Holiday In Berlin Full-Blown
WPLJ
Theme From Burnt Weeny Sandwich
Aybe Sea
Valarie
The Little House I Used To Live In

Album Strictly Commercial - 1995

Bobby Brown Goes Down
Trouble Every Day

Album Civilization Phase III - 1994

Buffalo Voice
N-Lite
I Was In A Drum
Hot And Putrid
A Tunnel Into Muck
Cold Light Generation
This Is Phase III
Waffenspiel
They Made Me Eat It
Navanax
Dark Water
Get A Life
Secular Humanism
A Different Octave
A Pig With Wings
Flowing Inside-Out
Why Not
Dio Fa
Put A Motor In Yourself
Reagan At Bitburg
Amnerika
A Kayak (On Snow)
Attack Attack Attack
This Is All Wrong
Gross Man
Beat The Reaper
Oh-Umm
A Very Nice Body
Xmas Values

Album Sonora - An Italian Progressive Music Magazine - 1994

Prelude
Muffin Man
The Black Page
King Kong
Alien Orifice
Village Of The Sun

Album Easy Rider Generation '71 - 1993

She Painted Up Her Face
Anyway The Wind Blows
Magdalena-Dog Breath
My Guitar
Uncle Meat-King Kong
Tears Began To Fall
Sharleena
Some Ballet Music

Album Erdbeben In Munchen '80 - 1992

Mudd Club
City Of Tiny Lights
The Illinois Enema Bandit
Golden Arches

Album Donna You Wanna '77 - 1992

Speed Monger Blues
Intro
Black Page
Black Napkins
Camarillo Brillo
Jones Crusher

Album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore. Vol. 6 - 1992

Strictly Genteel

Album Anyway The Wind Blows '79 - 1991

I Aint Got No Heart
Dancing Fool
Andy
Inca Roads
Peaches En Regalia
Keep It Greasey
Wet T-Shirt Night
Watermelon In Easter Hay
Brown Shoes Dont Make It
Cosmik Debris
Easy Meat
Florentine Pogen
The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee
Dead Girls Of London
Trying To Grow A Chin
Jumbo Go Away
Honey Dont You Want A Man Like Me
Another Cheap Aroma
City Of Tiny Lites

Album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore. Vol. 4 - 1991

Approximate

Album The Eyes Of Osaka '76 - 1990

Stinkfoot
Advance Romance
Filthy Habits
Zoot Allures
The Torture Never Stops
Ship Ahoy

Album Weasels Ripped My Flesh - 1990

Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask
The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbeque
Oh No
Didja Get Any Onya
Toad Of The Short Forest
Dwarf Nebula Processional March
The Orange County Lumber Truck
Directly From My Heart To You
Get A Little
My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
Weasels Ripped My Flesh

Album Electric Aunt Jemima '69 - 1989

Jazz Is Not Dead
The Witch Song
A Pound For A Brown On The Bus
Electric Aunt Jemima Variations
Caress Me
Dog Breath

Album Uncle Meat - 1987

The Voice Of Cheese
Zolar Czakl
Sleeping In A Jar
Project X
Our Bizarre Relationship
King Kong III
King Kong V
Electric Aunt Jemima
The Uncle Meat Variations
We Can Shoot You
The Dog Breath Variations
Prelude To King Kong
Nine Types Of Industrial Pollution
King Kong Itself
King Kong VI
Cruising For Burgers
God Bless America
Uncle Meat
The Legend Of The Golden Arches
The Air
Mr.Green Genes
King Kong II
King Kong IV
Loui Loui
Ian Underwood Whips It Out

Album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore. Vol. 3 - 1984

Drowning Witch

Album The Man From Utopia - 1983

Moggio
The Jazz Discharge Party Hats

Album Lso - 1983

Envelopes

Album Baby Snakes - 1982

Baby Snakes

Album The Best Band You Never Heard - 1982

Who Needs The Peace Corps

Album You Are What You Is - 1981

Beauty Knows No Pain

Album L.Shankar - Touch Me There - 1979

Little Stinker
Love Gone Away
Knee-Deep In Heaters
Touch Me There
Darlene
No More Mr.Nice Girl
Windy Morning

Album Sheik Yerbouti - 1979

I Have Been In You
Flakes
Rat Tomago
Rubber Shirt
Wild Love
Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
Wait A Minute
The Sheik Yerbouti Tango

Album Lather (Fragments) - 1978

Duck Duck Goose
Leather Goods
Down In De Dew
Revenge Of The Knick Knack People
Little Green Rosetta
Regyptian Strut
Time Is Money

Album Overnite Sensation - 1973

Dirty Love
Fifty-Fifty
Montana
Dinah-Moe-Hum
Zomby Woof

Album The Grand Wazoo - 1972

The Grand Wazoo

Album Jean-Luc Ponty - King Kong - 1971

How Would You Like
Idiot Bastard Son
Music For Electric Violin And LBO
Twenty Small Cigars

Album 200 Motels - 1971

Magic Fingers

Album Chunga's Revenge - 1970

Tell Me You Love Me

Album Cruising With Ruben and Jets - 1968

Love Of My Life
Anything
How Could I Be Such A Fool
Stuff Up The Cracks
Any Way The Wind Blows
Deseri
Later That Night
Fountain Of Love
Cheap Thrills
Jelly Roll Gum Drop
No No No

Album Absolutely Free - 1967

Plastic People
The Duke Regains His Chops
Soft-Sell Conclusion
America Drinks
Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
The Duke Of Prunes
Call Any Vegetable
Big Leg Emma
Status Back Baby
Amnesia Vivace
Invocation and Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
America Drinks And Goes Home

Album We're Only In It For The Money - 1967

Are You Hung Up
Hot Poop
Mother People
Bow Tie Daddy
Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
Lonely Little Girl
The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny
Concentration Moon
Flower Punk

Album Freak Out - 1966

Who Are The Brain Police
The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
Hungry Freaks Daddy
Wowie Zowie
Motherly Love

Album 20 Years Of Frank Zappa CD5

Mom and Dad

Album 20 Years Of Frank Zappa CD3

Heavies
Memories Of El Monte
Dear Jeepers
Letter From Jeepers

Other Frank Zappa ringtones

Yo Mama
Don`t Eat The Yellow Snow
Wind Up Workin` In A Gas Station
I`m A Beautiful Guy
Chunga`s Revenge-Drum Solo
Black Page 2
The Pig`s Music
How`s Your Bird
San Bern`dino
T`Mershi Duween
Slow Bird
What`s The Ugliest Part Of Your Body
Ronnie Sings
Jesse Lee
Moun`t St.Mary`s Concert Excerpt
Im So Cute
Run Home Cues 3
That`s A Nice Jumper
If We`d All Been Living In California
Pick Me I`m Clean
Honey Don`t You Want A Man Like Me
What`s New In Baltimore
Tryin` To Grow A Chin
Lil` Clanton Shuffle
Igor`s Boogie
Teen-Age Prostitute
Every Time I See You
Theme From 3rd Movement Of Sinister Footwear
Blind Man`s Buff
Kenny`s Booger Story
Cathy My Angel
Brown Shoes Don`t Make It
Go Cry On Somebody Else`s Shoulder
The Cruncher
I`m Not Satisfied
Joe`s Garage
How The Pig`s Music Works
Tryin To Grow A Chin
Help I`m A Rock
I`m A Band Leader
Father O`Blivion
Apostrophe`
Basement Music 1
St. Alfonzo`s Pancake Breakfast
This Ain`t CNN
Ya Honza
I Don`t Wanna Get Drafted
World`s Greatest Sinner
Cradle Rock
Why Don`tcha Do Me Right
Harry You`re A Beast
Lost In A Whirpool
Echidna`s Arf (On You)
Mr.Clean
Uncle Bernie`s Farm
I Ain`t Got No Heart
Ronnie`s Booger Story
Igor`s Boogie Part I
You`re Just Insultin` Me Aren`t You
Till September
Let`s Make The Water Turn Black
Igor`s Boogie Part II
What`s The Uglies Part Of Your Body Reprise
You Didn`t Try To Call Me
Run Home Cues 2
Chunga`s Revenge
You`re Probably Wondering Why I`m Here
I`m The Slime
Dancin Fool
It Can`t Happen Here
Cops and Buns